Funny vows

Funny vow

Classified as Funny

May all our ups and downs come only in the bedroom

Funny vows

Modern or old-fashioned love?

Classified as Funny

May our love be modern enough to survive the times and old-fashioned enough to last forever!

Funny vows

Because I love you truly

Classified as Funny, Poetic

Because I love you truly,
Because you love me, too,
My very greatest happiness
Is sharing life with you!

Funny vows

Love is not a violin

Classified as Funny, Literary

‘Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring.’

Sydney Joseph Perelman